There are not enough words to describe just how awesome this is!!! Thanks so much to Antionette Steele for sending me this video. Finally, a school bus your kids will fighting with each other to catch every morning!
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!
Yes, I know that this is just a cat meowing, but what his owner did with it is pure comedy genius! The voice he used is just PERFECT!!! Enjoy!
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
This is a classic video and every St. Patrick's day it gets funnier! LOVE the guy who asks "Who all see the Leprachan say "YEAH!" and the lady in the car "COULD BE A CRACK-HEAD!" Too funny! Enjoy!
WE HAVE A NEW "THE AGONY OF DEFEAT" GUY!
Oh, this is just BRUTAL! Where's Jim McKay and ABC'S Wide World Of Sports when you need them. Men: BEWARE, you WILL feel this through the computer monitor! I LOVE the commentator for this sequence. When he said "Oh, Monsieur!" I was laughing AND crying at the same time. Well done! Enjoy!
THERE ARE TWO PEDDLES IN YOUR CAR, USE THEM!
Well, here's another visit to the wonderful world of traffic cams. You know, the answer to every driving situation is NOT to slam the gas peddle to the floor! You might want to slow down and use your breaks every once in a while. In fact, if the person in the Black SUV didn't slam on his breaks, this video would tun out VERY differently! Enjoy, and SLOW THE HECK DOWN!!!!!
Prison Inmates Learn Dance Moves For New Michael Jackson Video Release.
Those dancing inmates at the maximum security prison in Cebu, the Philippines, are at it again - and this time, they had some professional help. For anyone just now joining the dancing inmates, they at one point held the record for the largest group ever to perform the moves to Michael Jackson's groundbreaking "Thriller" video. An amateur video of their performance from within the confines of the prison became a YouTube sensation.
The new YouTube video begins with a man identified in a screen caption as "Wardon" Byron Garcia of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center walking with a mike into the now familiar enclosed prison yard, presumably calling everyone attention. Once the dancing starts though, the first thing that might come to mind is, wow, these guys have gotten really good since their "Thriller" days. That's because the first dancers we see aren't the inmates at all - they're Jackson choreographer Travis Payne and professional dancers Daniel Celebre and Dres Reid, who paid a visit to the prison to teach the inmates routines from Jackson's posthumous concert movie, "This Is It."
Fritz Friedman of Sony Pictures, which released the concert movie, states, "We thought it would be a great idea to pay homage to MJ on the occasion of the release of 'This Is It' by going to Cebu and having Travis work with the dancers to create this piece which is from the film."
WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY TO RESPOND!
In Buffalo Grove, Illinois, they have a little bit different way of handling theirfrustrations with the police. Witness this 71 year old driver who was upset at being pulled over for speeding. After voicing his anger and threatening to complain to the cheif of police, watch how he responds to the officer's request to "Have a better day. Be careful pulling out, OK?"
GREATEST KFC COMMERCIAL EVER!
This is a REAL commercial for Kentucky Fried Chicken. They used look-a-like actors and had the original cast (William Shanter, George Takei, James Doohan, Walter Keonig, and Nichelle Nichols) provide the voices. I have NO idea when or where this aired. GOD, I love Youtube! Enjoy!
Lawsuit Magically Vanishes!
It's a well know fact that I am, and have been a practicing slight-of-hand magician since I was a child. One of my magical heroes has always been David Copperfield. Well, about two years ago, a woman claimed that David had sexually assulted her on his private island. Now, I've met David SEVERAL times, and I know people who have worked very closely with him for many years. The SECOND I heard this story, It didn't sit well with me.
First, was the fact that this woman waited THREE FULL DAYS after coming home from the tropical island getaway (Which David flew her down to COMPLETELY on her consent) before she went to the hospital and had a Rape Kit test done on her. Shortly after that, she called the police and claimed that David raped her. The police had the EXACT SAME first question I did: "Why didn't you try to flee the island as soon as the alleged Rape took place?" (She made NO atempt to leave until a few days after the alleged attack) She claimed that as the island was private, she coouldn't leave until several days after the alleged att. Thepolice's follow up question was mine as well: "Alright, if that was the only time you could leave, then WHY did you wait three days after coming home before you called us and reported this attack?"
She gave some other lame excuse then too. Well, this whole thing SCEREAMED of extortion to me and I watched the case very closely. The last thing that was reported was that the FBI Seized David's computers from his private compound in Las Vegas and .....NOTHING! There was not another word printed about this story in the papers or in ANY media outlet. Let's face it, the media jackels LOOOVE a good scandal and this had all the makings of a HUGE one. However, there was nothing to report. The next time this woman surfaced was on the VERY LAST day just HOURS before the statute ran out on how long she could bring a civil case against David. THAT screams "GREEDY EXTORTIONIST" to me as well.
The whole reason for telling you this is because as I get to work today, I saw THIS report online and it was all I could do to contain my joy to see that this (I'll be kind as this a business site) "Woman" is getting what she deserves. The headline and story follow. Check THIS out:
Copperfield 'Victim'--Prostitution Allegation
The woman who accused David Copperfield of sexually assaulting her had made a similar claim against another man, and cops are saying there is evidence that she gave false statements to a police officer and engaged in prostitution ... this according to a news report.
The U.S. Attorney announced today the sexual assault investigation against Copperfield has been dropped.
According to The Seattle Times, the woman -- a former Miss Washington Pageant contestant -- was questioned by cops after a man claimed she tried to charge him for sex.
TMZ has obtained a copy of the police report, which states the man claimed she performed oral sex on him in a hotel room in Bellevue, Washington on December 2. According to the report, the man says the woman then told him, "put $2,000 in my purse and you can have it all."
He told police when he refused to ante up money, she left the room -- sans panties and tights -- went to the hotel lobby and told hotel workers she had been "taken advantage of."
The man called cops and said he was being extorted. She also called the cops, claiming she didn't remember going to the room and when she came to he was on top of her.
According to documents, the woman was later reluctant to pursue the matter because, "She was worried this case would tarnish the other case [Copperfield]."
Cops viewed hotel security video and wrote follow-up reports, questioning the woman's account.
Now, let's look at that second sentence one more time: "The U.S. Attorney announced today the sexual assault investigation against Copperfield has been dropped." Well, all I can say is I hope she twists in the wind and the law prosecutes her to it's fullest extent! I HATE people who try to damage the reputation of others just so that they can get their 15 minutes of fame. Congratulations David, I never doubted you for a second!
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